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Apr 17, 2014 / 245,185 notes


so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

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Apr 17, 2014 / 136,133 notes


Our parents warned us about middle aged men stalking us on the Internet but oh how the tables have turned

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Apr 16, 2014 / 9,221 notes

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Apr 16, 2014 / 1,320 notes
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okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

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Apr 16, 2014 / 256,229 notes


isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

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Apr 16, 2014 / 147,278 notes


Shout out to everyone dating their crush. You put yourself out there and look at you now. Wow. Proud of you.

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Apr 16, 2014 / 189,354 notes


seven days without a pun makes one weak

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Apr 15, 2014 / 792,858 notes
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true life: people like my hair more than they like me

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Apr 15, 2014 / 134,552 notes


a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

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Apr 15, 2014 / 162,632 notes

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Apr 15, 2014 / 44,833 notes

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Apr 15, 2014 / 16,662 notes


please love celebrities without invading their privacy please love them as people and respect them please love them but don’t feel entitled to them or their life they are not yours they are theirs

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Apr 15, 2014 / 15,084 notes

Five Things You’d Put in a Pentagram to Summon Me



Your move, followers. What items do you use to bring me forth? 

lol im curious

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